here have some stupid dorky science rock stars
pretty sure I put Hermann’s cane on the wrong side whoooooops
Yes, because a woman’s age and who she’s married to are the only important thing. It’s not like she’s an individual person with intellect, skills and experience. No, she’s just an old woman married to Bill Clinton.
this isn’t you.
the worst part about periods is like
i wash you, vagina
i buy you nice toys
i even give you a hair cut sometimes
and you gon do me like this, vagina?
you gon do me like this BITCH PANTIES DON’T GROW ON TREES
a guy walks into a bar
he’s an alcoholic and his wife leaves him
His long-lost son is a bartender there and he hasn’t got the courage to tell him that he is his father so he just sits there at the bar watching his son, noticing the smallest subtle similarities between them.
write a book
LIKE I’VE BEEN SAYIN THIS SINCE FOREVER
Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad.
These were all very entertaining :P
I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate”
at least my coworker is hot
I love Punziella’s work! Especially Rapunzel’s bangs and Elsa’s bun!
Anways, the new BIG SIX!!!
SO MUCH QUALITY
nonbinary people who are okay with gendered pronouns/names are still nonbinary and if a nonbinary person tells you they’re okay with gendered pronouns then it’s really not your place to say that their gender identity is less valid because of that, even if you yourself are nonbinary. Gender is different for everyone and there’s no “valid way” to be a certain gender the only validation you need is your own.
this happens to me every single time i am sick to death of seeing the same thing
why are you reblogging this oh god please don’t
Because you’re right
i think breasts are great and as a lesbian they are something i find attractive
i don’t see a breastfeeding mother or a woman simply walking around and existing and having breasts as sexual????
idk men are fucking creeps basically
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